Basics

Name: William Anthony Cooper-Kaslow. Do NOT call him William.
Date of Birth (& age): May 09, 1984 (35)
Place of Birth: Portland, Oregon
Gender: Male
Language: English
Marital Status: Married to Evan Kaslow
Sexuality: Gay as fruit dip in a rainbow
Family: Parents (Nicola and Alexander), sister (Sierra, -7 yrs), sister (Marigold, -10 yrs)
Friends: Everyone?
Pets: A kitten named Chester



Physical Description

Height: 6'2"
Weight: 152 lbs
Hair: Fluffy brown mass of curls
Eyes: Brown
Limb Dexterity: Leftie
Typical Clothing/Equipment: Ripped jeans, some kind of graphic tee, a hoodie, a leather jacket, his wedding ring, and his guitar. Give or take the jacket or guitar depending on the day



The Good Stuff

• SUPER allergic to dust. Like, cartoonishly allergic.
• Has a pretty shitty immune system, so he gets colds likc clockwork every two months or so.
• Has joint problems, so he's sore and miserable fairly often
• Typically denies being sick at first, because he doesn't want to miss out on anything fun. This means that he misses more fun stuff when recovering from a bug takes twice as long
• Always sneezes in even numbers. If he doesn't, he feels unfufilled, like he's been cheated.
• Has a sneezing fetish.