William Anthony Cooper-Kaslow. Do NOT call him William.
Date of Birth (& age):
May 09, 1984 (35)
Place of Birth:
Married to Evan Kaslow
Gay as fruit dip in a rainbow
Parents (Nicola and Alexander), sister (Sierra, -7 yrs), sister (Marigold, -10 yrs)
A kitten named Chester
Fluffy brown mass of curls
Ripped jeans, some kind of graphic tee, a hoodie, a leather jacket, his wedding ring, and his guitar. Give or take the jacket or guitar depending on the day
The Good Stuff
- SUPER allergic to dust. Like, cartoonishly allergic.
- Has a pretty shitty immune system, so he gets colds likc clockwork every two months or so.
- Has joint problems, so he's sore and miserable fairly often
- Typically denies being sick at first, because he doesn't want to miss out on anything fun. This means that he misses more fun stuff when recovering from a bug takes twice as long
- Always sneezes in even numbers. If he doesn't, he feels unfufilled, like he's been cheated.
- Has a sneezing fetish.